08-22-2016, 12:06 PM
Ode to The Right Degree
You know, I finally figured out
the reason I’m not rich, successful and famed.
I used to think it was because I wasn’t properly trained.
I always seemed to miss the next big thing.
I should of gotten an MBA, or CPA,
instead of this worthless BA.
Then the computer revolution
completely passed me by
and I thought maybe I should have gotten a CSI.
But now I realize what the problem is….
I should have gotten an MSU.
What’s an MSU, you ask?
(Glad you did)
Well it is none other than the most valuable of degrees
any person can possess,
and the key to riches, fame. glory, and success.
It is, of course……..
A Master’s degree in Sucking Up.
To get it you first have to have
a BBN, which as most of you know
is a Bachelor’s degree in the Browning of the Nose!
erthona
©2002
You know, I finally figured out
the reason I’m not rich, successful and famed.
I used to think it was because I wasn’t properly trained.
I always seemed to miss the next big thing.
I should of gotten an MBA, or CPA,
instead of this worthless BA.
Then the computer revolution
completely passed me by
and I thought maybe I should have gotten a CSI.
But now I realize what the problem is….
I should have gotten an MSU.
What’s an MSU, you ask?
(Glad you did)
Well it is none other than the most valuable of degrees
any person can possess,
and the key to riches, fame. glory, and success.
It is, of course……..
A Master’s degree in Sucking Up.
To get it you first have to have
a BBN, which as most of you know
is a Bachelor’s degree in the Browning of the Nose!
erthona
©2002
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.