When The Baffle Jams Around You

[shemthepenman]

Pigely Penguin Moo                                       
found some sky in his shoe                        
and Wiggly Wobbly Woo                              
didn't know what to do!                                              
So, Clip Cloppity Crunch                                               
smoked twelve cows for lunch—             
picked himself a bunch:                                               
yummy yummy munch!

I find 'Wiggly wobbly woo' to be an accurate summation of the human condition. You might want to reconsider the colon, too much red meat is bad for it. Can't Pigely have salad instead? Have you considered the cows' feelings?

ok, i meant, no intentional allegory. suggestions for alternatives for the colon welcome. and Pigely is a soulless, narcissistic, psychopath, he doesn't care for the feelings of cows. he's usually eating human babies. we'er trying to wean him off them with something more socially acceptable and less cannibalistic.