This be the worst

[just mercedes]

They fuck your teeth, those caramels  
    They pull your fillings out quick smart 
 so agony unparalleled
    rips through you, damn near stops your heart.
 
But jubes will fuck them just as well
    they move amalgam north and south,  
you chew and crunch! the hounds of hell
    chase chipped enamel round your mouth.
 
All dentists live to torture man.
    They buy up candy companies;
adhesive sweets their master plan
    with Health Department subsidies.