Poems that can't be made better by using more than three words

[Magpie]

well done on your star. better late than never. some folk have fat rounded stars. but i think there are some sexual favours being given to earn them :/ a line i will not cross.*


*for any mods listening, i would cross that line. i would do terrible disgusting things for one of those plump juicy stars. just PM me.

No need to cross that line Shem. I cracked the mystery of the fat rounded stars a while ago, it's to do with the amount of posts that you have — over 500 posts and you get plump juicy stars, under 500 posts and you get skinny puny stars.

Don't let this put you off from offering sexual favours to the mods though if that's what you want to do but from what I've heard you have to be in the 500+ club before they will accept those kind of favours.