Poems that can't be made better by using more than three words

[shemthepenman]

I actually lol'd.

Not a bad guess, but this has nothing to do with my virginity so far as I can tell.

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You lot were the ones saying you enjoyed a poem you couldn't understand.  And here I offer up a poem with a cypher and a real reward, instead of that pseudo-metaphysical meaning crap y'all were slinging and bitches still be complaining.


Shhhhhiiiiiittttttt.

phew, least someone's got a sense of humour round here. Anyway, there is a difference between a "guess what I'm thinking" poem and a difficult poem. I think I even mentioned this in one of my rambles. Personally I hate poems that only mean one thing, especially when that one meaning turns out to be an anagram for maps or some such. And even worse when they are so obscure that no one could get them in a million years. But that Is only as far as they are called 'poems' because other than that I like word games, so this is pretty interesting on that level. The closest I could come was a weak anagram concerning Zeus and maps. But the title, possible something to do with Berkeley's idealism. Other than that, I'm not getting it.