Found In The Comments Section Of A Newspaper Article About New Theories In Physics

[Magpie]

we're like wives, we scientists,
only some of us aren't

Bloody scientists!!
There's always got to be some kind of paradox.

All my calculations on black holes do not give the answer as ∞ which means I must be right doesn't it? 

At length 137 exclaimed: "There's a damned sight too much
bureaucracy here ! What I want is liberty for the individual." Pi's
mask frowned. But the Professor interceded, saying, "Do not be
too hard on him. Have you not observed that he's governed by a
Familiar. I knew this Familiar in life, and from my knowledge I can
vouch that it is he who inspires the anti-governmental sentiments
of 137. For my part, I should like to hear what 137 has to say."

From "The Mathematicians Nightmare" by Bertrand Russell

The number 137 forced me to write this post