Hamilton, Duterte, and the Bourgeoisie

[RiverNotch]

Revo
lution --
does this mean
I can finally moisturize?

The revolution will not give you smooth skin.
The revolution will not involve Rachel from Friends
telling you about a secret ingredient to fight the signs of age.
The revolution will enable you to love your blemishes,
because the revolution will not be moisturized.

although maybe not "enable", as it makes the act sound like drugs.
and the third line feels a little overlong

and i hope you got the really bad pun with "lution"
and i may retitle this to "The Pink" because it's punchier
but then would the references evaporate?