Anagram Bonanza Special

[Magpie]

Ambrose,"you are cracking me up!  Love this. I would try to make one but it's too much like math and would likely break my brain.  May try the poem challenge if I get some free time later.
-Quix

Quix, it was my intention to reply to this as an anagram of what you wrote but because life is too short, sanity is running low and well basically it was a crazy headfuck of an idea in the first place so I didn't do it. But fear not, I have done some anagrams of your name as compensation. Now when I say anagrams I mean... Oh nevermind here we go.

Quiet ax lid — It makes no sense whatsoever... hey ho
I axed quilt 
I'd axe quilt — A veritable plethora of axes and quilts... hey ho
A Quilted XI — It's like that film Oceans Eleven but with a quilt instead and Roman Numerals for the 11 bit.
Liquidate X — It's like that film Oceans Eleven but it's 10 not 11 and with... Ok you get the idea

Oh well... Hey ho

anagram mad -- a damn rag, ma! ?

Also, love: President Clinton of the USA — To copulate, he finds interns
But if she wins, what about her?

Roman Catholic — moral tin coach

Roman Catholic -- A Comical Thorn
Protestant -- Past rotten
Eastern Orthodox -- Heterodox snort
Evangelical -- Cleaving ale
Nestorian -- Inane sort

Dammit, you got me. But this helps: http://wordsmith.org/anagram/

Woah!! You've been busy. I never knew what a Nestorian was until I just looked it up but now that I know I can claim your anagram as genius. The other one I had for Roman Catholic was Normal Chaotic.
Sticking with religion I did do these a while back...

God works in mysterious ways — Drowsy animosity guesswork
His ways are mysterious — Theism sure is a rosy way

That was because I didn't like that 'mysterious' saying, it seemed like a get out jail free card. But I have since found out that the word 'mystery' had a specific meaning for Christianity and was one of their most important beliefs so I've changed my mind because it makes sense now.

One word six single word anagrams — trance — recant — nectar — canter — centra — carnet

And then some other mad shit that I found on the net

Life Sucks — I fuck less! 
The traveling salesman — Vaginas: enters them all! 
The menstrual cycle — My cunt creates hell! 

That link you left is good but has the same problem as most of them in that it won't give words with apostrophes but you can do that yourself by taking out the apostrophed word and then anagramming the rest. For example take the word Christianity take out isnt and anagram the rest and you get Isn't Hair City.

Oh well... Hey ho