04-22-2016, 05:13 AM
Fowl or Fungus
Colin is an egg turner
he turns eggs
until they crack
then he hands
the chicks to Jack
Jack is a chick feeder
he feeds broilers.
Broilers get fat fast
so fat, they cant reach
water and their legs break
under their own weight.
Meet the transport fleet
crammed into cases
at just seven weeks
broken legs, wings and beaks
Colin's daughter manages
the slaughter.
She puts them in shackles
cuts their throats
and boils off their feathers.
She sometimes forgets
to cut their throats.
Disclaimer
All animals died during the making of this poem.
Colin is an egg turner
he turns eggs
until they crack
then he hands
the chicks to Jack
Jack is a chick feeder
he feeds broilers.
Broilers get fat fast
so fat, they cant reach
water and their legs break
under their own weight.
Meet the transport fleet
crammed into cases
at just seven weeks
broken legs, wings and beaks
Colin's daughter manages
the slaughter.
She puts them in shackles
cuts their throats
and boils off their feathers.
She sometimes forgets
to cut their throats.
Disclaimer
All animals died during the making of this poem.
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