04-12-2016, 06:42 AM
Cars, trains, buses, planes, boats, rockets, skateboarders down mountains,
skiiers and snowboarders at an avalanche,
bmxers and motorcyclists without helmets,
Formula 1's at Nurburgring,
stocks down the speedway,
helicopters, helicopter wings,
base and bungee jumping, skydiving out a plane,
hang-gliding, jet-packs and those squirrel things,
squirrels(not really), but bears and big cats, rhino and elephant feet, crocodile teeth, sharks, whales and sometimes dolphins, jellyfish if you really piss 'em off, scuba diving,
oxygen tanks shutting off, storms if you piss God off,
basically anything going off,
tornadoes, earthquakes, tsunamis, and hurricanes,
basically anything Satan is on,
Illuminati, the CIA, FBI, militaries, and DEA if they catch on,
the Mafia, Cartel, Latin Kings, MS-13, Crips, Bloods, Aryan bruhs, TRG, Yakuza, and if you're 'round my way then Bulldogs, Busters, Scraps, and Playboys, basically any pimp or thug in your way,
coffee, cigarettes, alcohol, cocaine, methamphetamine, heroin, xanny's and Oxy, Valium and Klonopin, lean, but not weed(seriously),
LSD or angel dust if you think you can stop trains,
paranoid schizophrenics who think you're insane,
manic-depressives who think about you intensively,
split-personalities who think they're Hannibal,
cannibals, aboriginals at home,
Nazi's if your eyes aren't blue,
RUF if you're in their view,
suicide bombers, terror attacks,
exponential growth of ISIS clans,
Uber drivers who claim it was the app
possessing people, people possessed, old school shit like
bows-and-arrows, crossbows, knives, swords, catapults, trebuchets, ropes that hang,
new school shit like nukes, missiles, H-bombs, claymores, flamethrowers, cyanide, mustard gas but not guns (if you're pro-American),
McDonald's, BK, Taco Bell(unless fresco), fuckin' Rally's, Carl's Jr., McDonald's.
Yeah, basically anything but guns.
(Oh and trivial shit like heavy stuff on high ledges or ladders or wet floors or texting, etc.)
skiiers and snowboarders at an avalanche,
bmxers and motorcyclists without helmets,
Formula 1's at Nurburgring,
stocks down the speedway,
helicopters, helicopter wings,
base and bungee jumping, skydiving out a plane,
hang-gliding, jet-packs and those squirrel things,
squirrels(not really), but bears and big cats, rhino and elephant feet, crocodile teeth, sharks, whales and sometimes dolphins, jellyfish if you really piss 'em off, scuba diving,
oxygen tanks shutting off, storms if you piss God off,
basically anything going off,
tornadoes, earthquakes, tsunamis, and hurricanes,
basically anything Satan is on,
Illuminati, the CIA, FBI, militaries, and DEA if they catch on,
the Mafia, Cartel, Latin Kings, MS-13, Crips, Bloods, Aryan bruhs, TRG, Yakuza, and if you're 'round my way then Bulldogs, Busters, Scraps, and Playboys, basically any pimp or thug in your way,
coffee, cigarettes, alcohol, cocaine, methamphetamine, heroin, xanny's and Oxy, Valium and Klonopin, lean, but not weed(seriously),
LSD or angel dust if you think you can stop trains,
paranoid schizophrenics who think you're insane,
manic-depressives who think about you intensively,
split-personalities who think they're Hannibal,
cannibals, aboriginals at home,
Nazi's if your eyes aren't blue,
RUF if you're in their view,
suicide bombers, terror attacks,
exponential growth of ISIS clans,
Uber drivers who claim it was the app
possessing people, people possessed, old school shit like
bows-and-arrows, crossbows, knives, swords, catapults, trebuchets, ropes that hang,
new school shit like nukes, missiles, H-bombs, claymores, flamethrowers, cyanide, mustard gas but not guns (if you're pro-American),
McDonald's, BK, Taco Bell(unless fresco), fuckin' Rally's, Carl's Jr., McDonald's.
Yeah, basically anything but guns.
(Oh and trivial shit like heavy stuff on high ledges or ladders or wet floors or texting, etc.)
Crit away