04-11-2016, 08:31 AM
Not allowed to buy sweets
Push on the door of the old corner shop
it sticks a bit but opens with a ding
walk past the veg and ignore crisps and pop
then take out the list that mam made me bring.
Now then young man what would you like
something exotic frey bentos or spam
baxters veg soup or a nice piece of tripe,
no none of that, I've a list from mi mam.
You sure I cant tempt you with summat sweet,
spangles or pear drops in a six once bag
come on now daft lad, you're young have a treat
flying saucers or a sherbet dib-dab.
All right give it here, lets look at mums note,
a quart of whiskey and two packs of smokes?
Push on the door of the old corner shop
it sticks a bit but opens with a ding
walk past the veg and ignore crisps and pop
then take out the list that mam made me bring.
Now then young man what would you like
something exotic frey bentos or spam
baxters veg soup or a nice piece of tripe,
no none of that, I've a list from mi mam.
You sure I cant tempt you with summat sweet,
spangles or pear drops in a six once bag
come on now daft lad, you're young have a treat
flying saucers or a sherbet dib-dab.
All right give it here, lets look at mums note,
a quart of whiskey and two packs of smokes?
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out