04-10-2016, 09:33 PM
Confessions of an almost professional playboy
Ever since the day I discovered women
I've wanted to be a professional playboy.
That's what I'd like to be when I grow up
though there's little time for that, since I'm 107
and my penis is unsighted like the Pillsbury doughboy's,
I''m hopeful some gorgeous young nymphos will shown up -
Chinese and Japanese, Italians and Czechs -
I shall ply them with the skills of a poet out for sex -
such as enjambment, its uses, and where to slot a spondee -
for poetry is hotter than a six pack and pecs
(or so they told me in that online course I paid for,
which Mr. Manley on their website has said for),
but all the while treat their heart as a plaything,
promise I'll call, that promise being a nay thing.
Within a year or two I'll be ready -
so watch out, you Misas, and Mashas and Becs.
Ever since the day I discovered women
I've wanted to be a professional playboy.
That's what I'd like to be when I grow up
though there's little time for that, since I'm 107
and my penis is unsighted like the Pillsbury doughboy's,
I''m hopeful some gorgeous young nymphos will shown up -
Chinese and Japanese, Italians and Czechs -
I shall ply them with the skills of a poet out for sex -
such as enjambment, its uses, and where to slot a spondee -
for poetry is hotter than a six pack and pecs
(or so they told me in that online course I paid for,
which Mr. Manley on their website has said for),
but all the while treat their heart as a plaything,
promise I'll call, that promise being a nay thing.
Within a year or two I'll be ready -
so watch out, you Misas, and Mashas and Becs.
~ I think I just quoted myself - Achebe