NaPM April 07 2016

[RiverNotch]

Paschal Mystery

The key to all the world's best stories lies
in character; the mystery of man
renews when humans anthropomorphise
the beast, whose virtues fit the author's plan.
From small, I grew like only legends can,
and altered from the pagan to the Cross,
with powers only I, of all my clan
possess. Now I rule Easter like a boss.
If sometimes through the year I feel the loss
of bunny girls to cuddle, I get by
with these new hands, and musing as I toss, 
on swings and roundabouts.  To qualify:
It's quite a leap from chewing roots and grass
to shitting chocolate eggs from out your arse.

Awesome! Although my one complaint is that it's ass, and not arse. xD