04-07-2016, 10:05 PM
This one is Billy's fault.
No inspiration - and then Billy has to go and mention red riding hood - I mean Red, wolf and a hood in the same sentence is asking for it.
A Billy can full of evidence.
Red went joyriding through the woods. I knew she would.
A flame under her hood; so naturally I popped the bonnet.
Her hair was wound around the shaft; man of Sherwood
I had to choose -- leap in, or write her a sonnet.
Aflame under a hood! So naturally I popped the bonnet.
She gripped me to her hairy chest; I did the best I could.
I chose to leap in, rather than write a sonnet.
She said she liked to tail drift through the local woods.
I gripped her hairy chest and did the best I could.
I kept my eyes closed and tried hard not to vomit.
She said she’d like to tail drift through my local wood.
In the end, Granny came in her Bluebonnet.
I kept my eyes closed and tried hard not to vomit
Her hair was wound around the shaft. Man of Sherwood
to the end. Granny came in her Bluebonnet,
Red went joyriding in my wood. I knew she would.
No inspiration - and then Billy has to go and mention red riding hood - I mean Red, wolf and a hood in the same sentence is asking for it.
A Billy can full of evidence.
Red went joyriding through the woods. I knew she would.
A flame under her hood; so naturally I popped the bonnet.
Her hair was wound around the shaft; man of Sherwood
I had to choose -- leap in, or write her a sonnet.
Aflame under a hood! So naturally I popped the bonnet.
She gripped me to her hairy chest; I did the best I could.
I chose to leap in, rather than write a sonnet.
She said she liked to tail drift through the local woods.
I gripped her hairy chest and did the best I could.
I kept my eyes closed and tried hard not to vomit.
She said she’d like to tail drift through my local wood.
In the end, Granny came in her Bluebonnet.
I kept my eyes closed and tried hard not to vomit
Her hair was wound around the shaft. Man of Sherwood
to the end. Granny came in her Bluebonnet,
Red went joyriding in my wood. I knew she would.