04-06-2016, 07:30 PM
sorry guys [i'm trying 
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The wow factor
There's a tea, four strips, two eggs and a slice;
the Bacon is wavy, rippled and crisp
The eggs are't snotty, they're sunny and nice
A smidgen of salt; the pepper a wisp.
A side of mushrooms, an order of beans
two or three hashbrowns and red sauce of course.
Hold the tomatoes,they don't suit my genes.
I'm so fuckin' hungry, pass me a horse.
]The wow factor
There's a tea, four strips, two eggs and a slice;
the Bacon is wavy, rippled and crisp
The eggs are't snotty, they're sunny and nice
A smidgen of salt; the pepper a wisp.
A side of mushrooms, an order of beans
two or three hashbrowns and red sauce of course.
Hold the tomatoes,they don't suit my genes.
I'm so fuckin' hungry, pass me a horse.