NaPM April 05 2016

[billy]

WTF

I hadn't shit since two weeks past
and though i strained i couldn't cast
a poop on floor; a plop in sand.
Could it be my cat food's canned?

I drank a lot of full fat cream
enough to make a kitty scream.
Whoever left the Cheddar out
deserves a solid bloody clout.

Now I'm at the vets in pain
he said my explanation's lame.
The way he treats me is a farce;
oh FUCK! His fingers up my arse.