04-02-2016, 11:11 AM
Table for one
Somehow they all seem to take it amiss
if I grab a boob when I go for a kiss.
They call it fresh when I'm just being candid --
ask for back-door and I end up back-handed.
Nobody told me the rules I should follow --
how can I know if she'll spit or she'll swallow?
Counsellors tell me my parents' dysfunction
led to my absence of dating compunction.
Now I'm resigned to a wank in my car
and table for one at the Indian Star.
Somehow they all seem to take it amiss
if I grab a boob when I go for a kiss.
They call it fresh when I'm just being candid --
ask for back-door and I end up back-handed.
Nobody told me the rules I should follow --
how can I know if she'll spit or she'll swallow?
Counsellors tell me my parents' dysfunction
led to my absence of dating compunction.
Now I'm resigned to a wank in my car
and table for one at the Indian Star.
It could be worse