Unimpressed

[Magpie]

Fittingly, the Sanskrit word for sex is 'yawn'

Really? Hmmm...
Perhaps I subconsciously knew all this and fully intended several different levels of interpretation and...
Nah probably not.

Thanks for the Sanskrit translation though. It's not a Google translation is it? Because once I texted my Polish friend in Polish using Google translate to tell him that there was a hedgehog in my garden and he turned up at mine looking quite concerned about the fact that I had seen an Ethiopian in my garden.