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[Emz]

        An alien fresh from Uranus,
        Had proclivities some might call heinous;
        He fancied a fuck,
        But then he got stuck:
        We had ears where he thought we had anus.

There must be a short in your neurals --
you're fucking up all of your plurals.
I'm quite a state,
the pain is so great
I can't read without epidurals.

Ah yes, I remember this from the Queen's Christmas Day speech. I had a funny feeling that you two were the original authors.
Here is Queeny herself reading the aforementioned dialogue.
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Off with my head... 

OMG You people are too funny