< Fowl Whether >

[rayheinrich]

        A randy young chap name of Powell, (very descriptive; however Powell is such a respectable surname for someone young and randy)
        Once mounted a frisky young fowl. ("frisky" implies that the fowl was consenting or willing, so at least Powell had that going for him)
        As he poked in his pickle, (no size descriptor? :p )
        Her feathers did tickle; (okay so now we know the fowl is female)
        He laughed 'til he splitted his bowel. (is splitted even a word?) 

Emma

What curious points you bring up. As these seem to reflect effort on your part,
I shall take it upon myself to reflect well and hard on your suggestions and try my
best not to misconstrue them any further. It's good to find someone with the courage
to express themselves, even at the risk of being thought inept and ill-prepared.
Your attempts are sincerely appreciated.  I'm leaving on a trip to the Aucklands
tomorrow, but I certainly intend to mull them upon my return.
Ray