Found Money

[rayheinrich]

please tell me where you live

Texas* (don't hold it against me, it's got some sharp points and rough edges).
@rayheinrich - The candy is for sore throats (no double entendre there, right?)
*And no GPS coordinates, OK?   Find your own patch to pick up beer money, this one's mine!

Far's my count goes: It's up to a triple entendre now with a little bit of extra innuendo on the side.

Even more off-topic (brought up by an incident this morning):

I'm a Texian living on the Gulf Coast (3 blocks from Burnet Bay just off the Houston Ship Channel).
Your credentials would be in question with a few of my old-school neighbors. They consider anyone
living in Dallas or above to be a Yankee. They are suspicious that living that far north has somehow
tempered the xenophobia and racism they consider necessary to be considered a true Texan.
That said, they make good neighbors and will treat you well and honestly as long as you are white
(not the U.S.Census version of it). My other neighbors comprise a diverse group, which makes the
xenophobia around here delightfully varied (my Ecuadorian neighbors, for instance, think Peruvians
are low-class scum, not fit to be called human).