merry xmas ho ho ho
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Do you remember the game Monopoly?  They had those "Get Out Of Jail Free" cards.  I think everyone should be issued like two "Get Out Of Christmas Free" cards.  When you cash in one of those cards, all family, society, whatever/whomever abides by it, accepts it unconditionally.  Such a card means at least these things:

1) You don't have to shop
2) You don't have to send Xmas cards to anyone
3) No obligatory holiday phone calls
4) etc...

It doesn't mean you have to be Scrooge, a jerk or anything.  Just that you can be a pleasantly passive observer/participant in it.

This year I would have cashed in one of those cards.

Merry Christmas everyone.
You can't hate me more than I hate myself.  I win.

"When the spirit of justice eloped on the wings
Of a quivering vibrato's bittersweet sting."

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merry xmas ho ho ho - by billy - 12-25-2015, 01:42 AM
RE: merry xmas ho ho ho - by just mercedes - 12-25-2015, 02:57 AM
RE: merry xmas ho ho ho - by Quixilated - 12-25-2015, 04:52 AM
RE: merry xmas ho ho ho - by milo - 12-25-2015, 05:24 AM
RE: merry xmas ho ho ho - by ellajam - 12-25-2015, 07:28 AM
RE: merry xmas ho ho ho - by billy - 12-25-2015, 08:35 AM
RE: merry xmas ho ho ho - by rayheinrich - 12-25-2015, 10:04 AM
RE: merry xmas ho ho ho - by NobodyNothing - 12-25-2015, 12:13 PM
RE: merry xmas ho ho ho - by ellajam - 01-01-2016, 09:25 PM



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