Xmas Riddles, Jokes, Poems, Comments, etc.

[rayheinrich]

        At the North Pole you cannot take a picture of an elf with a red shirt. Why not?

        Because you can't take a picture with a red shirt; you need to use a camera.

        What should you do if a reindeer eats your pencil?

        Use a pen.

        Why do christmas birds fly south for the winter?

        It is too far to walk.

        What do reindeer have that no other animals on earth have?

        Baby reindeer.