12-05-2015, 09:31 AM
Ryan Air
I arm wrestled
for an elbow position
and settle down.
The cabin crew
check my blankets
and start their nymph like dance,
singing me a lullaby of
life jackets, oxygen masks
led lights and the exit
escape hatch.
The plump clouds pillow my head
and I disappear.
The coffee comes first
in melt your hand cups,
ham and cheese toasties
dropped hot into laps.
coke and crisps,
Pringles and Twix,
bin bags come twice,
just to make sure
that none of the crap
gets left on the floor.
Seventeen people get up for a pee
and they finish it of with duty free.
As the aircraft thumps down,
I crack into place,
wake and wipe drool
then say like a fool
"that was a quick flight"
I arm wrestled
for an elbow position
and settle down.
The cabin crew
check my blankets
and start their nymph like dance,
singing me a lullaby of
life jackets, oxygen masks
led lights and the exit
escape hatch.
The plump clouds pillow my head
and I disappear.
The coffee comes first
in melt your hand cups,
ham and cheese toasties
dropped hot into laps.
coke and crisps,
Pringles and Twix,
bin bags come twice,
just to make sure
that none of the crap
gets left on the floor.
Seventeen people get up for a pee
and they finish it of with duty free.
As the aircraft thumps down,
I crack into place,
wake and wipe drool
then say like a fool
"that was a quick flight"
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out