12-03-2015, 09:01 AM
Billy McGuinty's Ghost
Old Billy McGuinty was the local toast
he filled up his pub with stories of ghosts.
A lonely lover that roamed the moors
and followed you home after doors.
But Billy's punters grew tired of his tales
and started to drink in the Prince of Wales.
His pub was empty sept ugly Jack Strand
it was then that Billy thought of his plan.
He rang up the brewer ordered extra beer
His days were over trading on fear.
He needed a miracle something real good
and that was the night Virgin Mary wept blood.
Old Billy McGuinty was the local toast
he filled up his pub with stories of ghosts.
A lonely lover that roamed the moors
and followed you home after doors.
But Billy's punters grew tired of his tales
and started to drink in the Prince of Wales.
His pub was empty sept ugly Jack Strand
it was then that Billy thought of his plan.
He rang up the brewer ordered extra beer
His days were over trading on fear.
He needed a miracle something real good
and that was the night Virgin Mary wept blood.
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