07-10-2015, 05:02 AM
Author's Note: Yes, yes, I'm an idiot.
Emergency Bacon
I keep a shard of bacon
in my hat,
hard as arteries.
In my shoe,
under the tongue,
there's bacon,
underdone.
I keep my party baconÂ
in a black
and secret larder
on my hip
for when someone
asks, achingly,
why suddenly
they're craving bacon.
Want a snack?
I'd gladly barter
a little bacon,
for a hug.
Distressed, they eat my bacon
in the name of love.
Emergency Bacon
I keep a shard of bacon
in my hat,
hard as arteries.
In my shoe,
under the tongue,
there's bacon,
underdone.
I keep my party baconÂ
in a black
and secret larder
on my hip
for when someone
asks, achingly,
why suddenly
they're craving bacon.
Want a snack?
I'd gladly barter
a little bacon,
for a hug.
Distressed, they eat my bacon
in the name of love.
A yak is normal.

