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[rayheinrich]

A frog once peed inside my hand.

Sorry, I'm taken; if you desire golden showers you'll have to search elsewhere*.





My girlfriend tends to talk in her sleep, sometimes she says: "billy, billy, stop begging, he'll pee on you next".
Since she's also a member of PigPen (calls herself Leanne or something like that), she probably knows what she's talking about.