A Dead Sheep

[Magpie]

Thank god for the banana.

This is so bad it's actually one of the most awesome things I've read lately.  You should post this on tumblr -- it'd be viral in a second.

I couldn't handle the fame and adulation. I will promise not to post anymore 'youth' poems in return for a haggis villanelle, it seems like a reasonable deal. 

Its complex rhyme structure doesn't just pique, it incites.

And such youthful cynicism... it reminds me (both appreciatively and painfully) of what I've lost.

I yearn for its innocence.

I blame Wordsworth, he has an adverse effect on young impressionable minds. He makes Eminem seem quite playful.

I  love the banana ...

Bananas are not the only fruit

These women and their bananas...