My new smart phone writes good.

[bena]

Google answers pop culture questions right, like "what is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything" "42" and such. I keep meaning to ask it to read me a poem, because when I asked Siri she read one of my favorite vogon ones.

One son has the Windows phone (Google) the other has Cortana. (she's a smart ass, I like her better)