04-26-2015, 10:32 PM
Confessional
Well there was that thing
with peanut butter,
that involved next-doors dog.
And something
about a bicyle pump
and an exploding frog.
Then there was that handbag,
silly old woman
wouldnt let go,
and that vicar burned alive
well,
how was I to know.
Did you read about that train?
and how it left the tracks.
That robbery at gun point,
Yes its me behind the mask.
Well now you know
I've told you
and with love I hold this Axe
If you hate your husband as much as I do,
you only have to ask.
See you soon.
Well there was that thing
with peanut butter,
that involved next-doors dog.
And something
about a bicyle pump
and an exploding frog.
Then there was that handbag,
silly old woman
wouldnt let go,
and that vicar burned alive
well,
how was I to know.
Did you read about that train?
and how it left the tracks.
That robbery at gun point,
Yes its me behind the mask.
Well now you know
I've told you
and with love I hold this Axe
If you hate your husband as much as I do,
you only have to ask.
See you soon.
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out