04-26-2015, 09:33 PM
Petrol station secrets
Its not easy,
driving with a can of coke
between your knees
and cheese wotsits
in both hands
Of course that wasn't the full meal,
they had a deal,
a packet of crisp
a can of pop
a chocolate bar
or a flapjack
made in the shop.
A seasoned junk food eater
can complete most tasks
behind the wheel
I include picking up dropped Malteasers
from the footwell at 60 mph
"Hello love I'm home"
"Hello"
"Have you had dinner?"
"No I'm starving"
"You shouldn't let yourself get that hungry"
"Thats why your not loosing any weight !!!
Well if you don't tell her, neither will I
Its not easy,
driving with a can of coke
between your knees
and cheese wotsits
in both hands
Of course that wasn't the full meal,
they had a deal,
a packet of crisp
a can of pop
a chocolate bar
or a flapjack
made in the shop.
A seasoned junk food eater
can complete most tasks
behind the wheel
I include picking up dropped Malteasers
from the footwell at 60 mph
"Hello love I'm home"
"Hello"
"Have you had dinner?"
"No I'm starving"
"You shouldn't let yourself get that hungry"
"Thats why your not loosing any weight !!!
Well if you don't tell her, neither will I
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out