NaPM April 25 2015

[rayheinrich]

                < a short poem about ducks > (Inspired by the story: "A short story about ducks")
               
               
                i was standing at my kitchen counter
                preparing breakfast for the cats
                when my favorite cat Shiva
                backed up
                pressed her ass against my side
                and pissed out about a pint of hot pee which
                thoroughly wet
                my shirt
                my pants
                and assorted other things below
               
                (females have a large diameter urethra
                that can do this with amazing speed)
               
                while this had never happened to me before
                it did remind me of a past girlfriend whose
                chief method of sexual arousal was being peed on
               
                since peeing while fully erect is almost impossible
                it was lucky for her
                that this act
                had no such effect on me
               
                it wasn't that I couldn't appreciate
                the quirk of her fetish
                no
                it was the thought of having sex with someone while
                writhing about in my own piss.
               
                (now this
                you could be thinking
                is not what might be expected
                in a short poem
                about ducks
                but
                considering that my former favorite cat had
                backed up to my side
                pressed up against it
                and peed a pint of piss down my side
                i should be allowed some leeway)
               
               
                but love
                and sex
                are what
                they are

               
                so I pretended to like
                sloshing about
                in my own pee
               
                as my mother was fond of saying
                 "A couple
                willing to make sacrifices
                within their relationship
                is significantly more likely
                to have a long and happy one"