< another god-damned easter poem >

[rayheinrich]

Ray rote: "John Wayne's greatest role was in John Ford's "The Searchers"."

Sarcasm, Ray, Sarcasm. John Wayne played the centurion at the crucifixion of Jesus--three days before Easter--...You know Easter? Talk about the turtle calling the swan green.

dale

You don't know Easter like I know Easter (and versa vice to a much more limited extent).

The true miracle of Easter, by the way, is the rabbit egg.