04-12-2015, 02:24 AM
Once upon a time in Space
Whats that you say Princess Skippy
you've stolen the plans for a death star
and hid them in a talking dust bin.
Look out Skip here come the evil Mr Ed
Aw too late mate.
What's that Lassie
You were cleaning R2
and you found a message
from Princess Skippy,
mate you better go rescue her
get Scooby do and that orangutan
from the Clint Eastwood films to help you.
Then destroy the death star so they can build another,
so you can destroy that one too.
Erm Kermit the frog am I
dying I am
The force is strong in you Lassie
you must fight Mr Ed,
train you I will.
Whats that Skippy you kissed Lassie
and it was like kissing your brother,
strewth, too much information Skip.
Any ways Kermit already told Lassie
that Mr Ed was his father
and that your his twin sister.
Were have you been lassie?
fighting Mr Ed
Whats that Lassie
he died in your arms.
Did you remember to blow up the fucking Death Star
come back Lassie, come back.
Whats that you say Princess Skippy
you've stolen the plans for a death star
and hid them in a talking dust bin.
Look out Skip here come the evil Mr Ed
Aw too late mate.
What's that Lassie
You were cleaning R2
and you found a message
from Princess Skippy,
mate you better go rescue her
get Scooby do and that orangutan
from the Clint Eastwood films to help you.
Then destroy the death star so they can build another,
so you can destroy that one too.
Erm Kermit the frog am I
dying I am
The force is strong in you Lassie
you must fight Mr Ed,
train you I will.
Whats that Skippy you kissed Lassie
and it was like kissing your brother,
strewth, too much information Skip.
Any ways Kermit already told Lassie
that Mr Ed was his father
and that your his twin sister.
Were have you been lassie?
fighting Mr Ed
Whats that Lassie
he died in your arms.
Did you remember to blow up the fucking Death Star
come back Lassie, come back.
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out