nAplE April 11
half shelled
I have a friend:
who's a very merry mollusc
and he's living on the shore.
They call him Perry Winkle
he's an intertidal bore.
Hoy you bollocks!
Just stop right there you crusty crab;
you sideways looking feature
Stalky-eyed, you're even worse
a scum-crustated creature
Oh please desist,
from harping on about my looks.
I'll crush you with a claw
and suck out your juicy bits;
no! I really do implore
Well I should say...
How cruel a carapace you are
and me so small; I'm tiny.
Shame I'm not so large as thee;
I'd drown you in the briny.
half shelled
I have a friend:
who's a very merry mollusc
and he's living on the shore.
They call him Perry Winkle
he's an intertidal bore.
Hoy you bollocks!
Just stop right there you crusty crab;
you sideways looking feature
Stalky-eyed, you're even worse
a scum-crustated creature
Oh please desist,
from harping on about my looks.
I'll crush you with a claw
and suck out your juicy bits;
no! I really do implore
Well I should say...
How cruel a carapace you are
and me so small; I'm tiny.
Shame I'm not so large as thee;
I'd drown you in the briny.