NaPM April 11 2015

[rayheinrich]

                        < animal talk >
               
                I'm going to kill and eat you.
                You need to catch me first.
                I'm holding a chocolate donut.
                Where? I can't see any chocolate donut.
                I'm holding it behind my back.
                No you're not, you're trying to trick me;
                you just want to kill me and eat me.
                It's a very delicious chocolate donut.
                I'd believe you if you threw me a piece of it.
                OK, here's a piece of it.
                Yum! ... I'd believe you more if you threw me another piece.
                Oh hell, here's all the rest of it.
                YUMM! ... Though, in retrospect, the purpose of a lure
                is negated by throwing me the entire lure.
                It wasn't a lure.
                (Sounds of a chase through woods ending in screaming
                and gurgling.)
                YUMM!, nice chocolaty filling.
               
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