NaPM April 8 2015

[Todd]

High School Reunion
... Your dreams
have resolved into online pictures of your Golden Retriever...

Inferring that people who post pictures of the dogs they
love have somehow failed at life is a clichéd stereotype based
on sheer-fucking-hubris.

Cats?
People who post pictures of the cats they love are already such
sheer-fucking-hubrists that anything you say will bounce off of
them and stick to you.


 

Dogs, I'm not saying I haven't posted pictures of mine. Focus on the breed, Ray...Maybe Black Lab would have been better? And Cats, it'll do more than hairball back onto me...they'll come after you. Don't need that pain. I was actually going for: If I see the most basic aspects of your life now why would there be any curiosity to make me attend a physical reunion. We are all desensitized to one another's minutia, and its gone. But I love that I could be approaching the sheer fuckng hubris of cat posters--that's an achievement.