03-30-2015, 05:33 AM
Due to the theatrical conventions of Shakespeare, I think Othello and Desdemona may go something like the dialogue below (though I think the racial message in Othello is somewhat equivocal, and this suggests otherwise) I think I would have to appeal to the Chappelle show to get away with this.
Desdemona:
Othello, dear, your paint has fallen off
Are you still mad about the handkerchief?
Othello:
Oh satin pearl of my dislodged eye
as I was not a sun-burnt blackamoor
I see you were a little drummer boy.
Oh fate, the epilepsy has come back
A boy a boy and me! a white guy.
My hip-hop CDs must be thrown away.
and I will only know Michael Buble'.
Clown:
Oh, artifice doth fade like morning light,
and in-laid passions of one solid stroke
are nothing but the grease about our skin.
When Gin and Juice is bartered for
his Jingle Bells, the very gods do weep.
Desdemona:
Othello, dear, your paint has fallen off
Are you still mad about the handkerchief?
Othello:
Oh satin pearl of my dislodged eye
as I was not a sun-burnt blackamoor
I see you were a little drummer boy.
Oh fate, the epilepsy has come back
A boy a boy and me! a white guy.
My hip-hop CDs must be thrown away.
and I will only know Michael Buble'.
Clown:
Oh, artifice doth fade like morning light,
and in-laid passions of one solid stroke
are nothing but the grease about our skin.
When Gin and Juice is bartered for
his Jingle Bells, the very gods do weep.