02-16-2015, 09:44 AM
don't you mean palsied?
bena wrote: "I bet I've won more pissing contests than you have!"
I sincerely doubt that as you have not even had the opportunity to be in as many as half of those I have been in. Plus, I have never lost a pissing contest except the first one as I was only two and did not understand the purpose of a pissing contest, but once I understood I never lost again. Besides you will never convince me that a girly can piss that far. Although there may be plenty of force, there is no concentration (in size of stream) to push the discharge to any great length. I've never seen a girly piss more than 5 feet, and I have known some who were quite eloquent in their discharge, but eloquence don't get you distance. Hell, a male baby can piss that far, albeit straight up. After I had put away a case of beer, but had yet to urinate, my neighbors garage caught on fire and I put it out. Although it is true I never pushed it beyond 20 feet, I did have a 3 inch stream, as volume is what is important in that situation. There use to be this fire exercise they did on July 4th on main street, where one fire team tried pushing the ball clear back to the opposite building using their fire hose, while the other team tried to do the same. One time the mayor asked me if I wanted to take a shot against the best team, as he knew me for a sturdy fellow. Well of course the outcome had already been decided, as it only took me five seconds to rocket the ball down the line to be embedded in the building where that the rope was tied. I know that's a bit slow, but I didn't want to humiliate the fire team (although they told me latter that they knew I would beat them handily, so there was no hard feelings), so I only used about 3/4's pressure against them. I must admit that those fifty pound metal balls were difficult to move as it is hard to keep ones stream directly in the center as they move, although the ball had more than enough force to move the full distance, by the time it had moved only 15 feet. I learned a hard lesson in another town where I was doing the same thing, but I was still prideful and wanting to flex my muscles for the girls. Well, the ball got going so fast it broke the sound barrier. The problem was it also broke every window within a mile radius, not to mention knocking off a big chunk of the building. I would relate to you some of my better exploits to show you just how strong I really am, but I am pressed for time.
Of course it is just a fact of nature that men are physically superior than women when it comes to brute force, unless you get a female apex predator and have her play some scrawny little girlie man like Bubby Rigby, or whatever that little dick in the dirt girly assholes' name was. It's nothing against women, men just have an unfair advantage due to the great amount testosterone in their system. I mean look, women's upper level is only about 90 points, whereas the top limit for men can be past 900 points.
what all this has to do with pissing contests I can't remember, but then again I never claimed men were smarter than women.
Junuh
bena wrote: "I bet I've won more pissing contests than you have!"
I sincerely doubt that as you have not even had the opportunity to be in as many as half of those I have been in. Plus, I have never lost a pissing contest except the first one as I was only two and did not understand the purpose of a pissing contest, but once I understood I never lost again. Besides you will never convince me that a girly can piss that far. Although there may be plenty of force, there is no concentration (in size of stream) to push the discharge to any great length. I've never seen a girly piss more than 5 feet, and I have known some who were quite eloquent in their discharge, but eloquence don't get you distance. Hell, a male baby can piss that far, albeit straight up. After I had put away a case of beer, but had yet to urinate, my neighbors garage caught on fire and I put it out. Although it is true I never pushed it beyond 20 feet, I did have a 3 inch stream, as volume is what is important in that situation. There use to be this fire exercise they did on July 4th on main street, where one fire team tried pushing the ball clear back to the opposite building using their fire hose, while the other team tried to do the same. One time the mayor asked me if I wanted to take a shot against the best team, as he knew me for a sturdy fellow. Well of course the outcome had already been decided, as it only took me five seconds to rocket the ball down the line to be embedded in the building where that the rope was tied. I know that's a bit slow, but I didn't want to humiliate the fire team (although they told me latter that they knew I would beat them handily, so there was no hard feelings), so I only used about 3/4's pressure against them. I must admit that those fifty pound metal balls were difficult to move as it is hard to keep ones stream directly in the center as they move, although the ball had more than enough force to move the full distance, by the time it had moved only 15 feet. I learned a hard lesson in another town where I was doing the same thing, but I was still prideful and wanting to flex my muscles for the girls. Well, the ball got going so fast it broke the sound barrier. The problem was it also broke every window within a mile radius, not to mention knocking off a big chunk of the building. I would relate to you some of my better exploits to show you just how strong I really am, but I am pressed for time.
Of course it is just a fact of nature that men are physically superior than women when it comes to brute force, unless you get a female apex predator and have her play some scrawny little girlie man like Bubby Rigby, or whatever that little dick in the dirt girly assholes' name was. It's nothing against women, men just have an unfair advantage due to the great amount testosterone in their system. I mean look, women's upper level is only about 90 points, whereas the top limit for men can be past 900 points.
what all this has to do with pissing contests I can't remember, but then again I never claimed men were smarter than women.
Junuh
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.