American Man Gets Charged by Swan

[Brownlie]

I sort of get this one but then it seems at odds with itself.
Left me with too many questions to really enjoy any joke element at the end.  
(Why Lazarus for example and how so like lazarus.  And the crows just distracted me...I don't get the crows referance)
All of this might well just being me.  
Overall I liked it well enough to read it through to the end wich just lately is quite a feat.

Think I'm out of practice at all of this poetry business, and as for that harlot, formally know as my muse, she is off attention whoring with someone else.

Ok, thanks for reading. That Lazarus bit doesn't really make sense. As for the crows I was thinking of crows feet, but maybe that's confusing. Basically I was just joking around with that Wild Swans at Coole poem. Sorry about the harlot.