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[tectak]

Hmm my geordie friend just up the road from me who goes to war each Saturday night in a taxi but wtf has the holy grail got to do with anything as it wouldn't even hold a pint of brown dog and I for one am most certainly NOT searching for the holy grail as I would rather find a box of ferrer rocher in my gym locker but cannot stand ferrer rocher any more than brown dog.
Thanks for this,
best,
tectak

Ooopss!! I thought you were posting this as a joke of some sorts, hence my badly judged reply. Been awake too long and not thinking too straight, evidently. Apologies.
Although I am Geordie I'm not just up the road I'm in the Highlands and I'm not just saying that in case you come looking for me, although I must admit that the extra 300 miles is a comfort right at this moment 

Oh, you will be south soon. Torridon in April.
Best,
tectak