How are the rich and poor alike?

[Magpie]

they both like to do it doggy style?
they both dream (both kinds)
they both hurt
I could go on but the doggy style was my best one.

My cats get severely pissed (though, truth be told, they find that quite easy)
when that particular sex style is called "doggy". They hate their sharp pointies being
labeled "canine" as well.