Newbie's lament

[milo]

This post disturbed me (doing laundry)
perplexing posters with the quandry:
can the internet be trusted?
I think the PigPen must be busted!

The newbies are in newbie corner
(one's a cutter, one's a mourner,
and one will leave the site, disgusted)
still, the PigPen must be busted!

Erthona learns a word a day,
forgetting two (old minds decay)
while proving crustier than crusted
still, the PigPen must be busted!

I 'm pretty sure we all agree
that Ellajam's consensually
the fairest mod and well adjusted
still, the PigPen must be busted!

Todd's still twerking (AJ's not)
Rowens wonders if you're hot,
Tom's still old, Leanne's still lusted
still the PigPen must be busted!

I think that North Korea hacked
our poetry (then gave it back!)
or maybe billy's server rusted
'cause something at the PigPen's busted!

'cause milo's left without a mention
no pink slip or old-age pension,
his moderator's badge undusted
something at the PigPen's busted!