Newbie's lament

[shemthepenman]

hello,

wrong forum.

TecTak, Tec Tak, Mercedes too,
And Billy. Oh and yes, Leeanne....
I like this PigPen place, I do!
I braved my fear of cliquish ban!

I diligently read and  marked your work
In honest, careful, thoughful crit!
Refrained, I did, from causing irk
By posting some pre-polished bit.

So please unbend and share your worth
Ignored, bereft, I fear your mirth!

I must confess, this is a good technique. Writing a poem in serious that appeals to the vanity of others in order to get some attention, no matter how absolutely awful (and it is awful) it is... fucking genius!.

Furthermore, I assume the comments under this 'poem' will be removed. I mean, to at least give the illusion of consistency