Mysophobia - A Word of the Day Poem

[Brownlie]

Mysophobia - A Word of the Day Poem
 
He had  mysophobia
combined with bathophobia
and I’m sure you can see
where that all ended;
fleeing from dirt
in an hot air balloon,
his mind wasn’t broke,
but certainly well bended.
 
–Erthona
 
Take a stab at writing a poem with the word Mysophobia in it (it can’t be worse than mine).

©2014

Hey, that's not bad. I think it should be a hot air balloon though.
 (retroactively, a humble turned into an 'umble).