Who is Lara Grace?

[Brownlie]

Lara Grace I loathe your face
and all your pop-up pointless prose.
I hate your style that gives beguile
another meaning, and who knows,
you may be naked from waist down...
though that alone would not suffice
to tempt me on. You can't entice
me with your gifts, your smiles are false
(and perhaps tits) but blocking you is harder than
the hardest thing that any man can claim his own.
Hang on, I can hear the phone.
"Hello. My name is Lara Grace
and I would like to...." Yes, me too.
Cookies anyone? Take two.

tectak
2014

This is great. Or, I thought it was funny. I'd like to See a whole series of Lara Grace poems. Maybe switch the order of prose and popup.