Khloé Kardashian writes a poem

[rayheinrich]

Or better yet, why not just open your veins, spray those crimson jewels all over the clean, white, virgin page, write "I love you to death", seal it with a valium imprint in black wax and wrap it with a lock of your hair?

Too labor intensive. I'd suggest (if ya wanna go quality) using Mehron Stage Blood,
human prisoner hair from China, and fulfillment by Amazon. Profitable, efficacious,
and oh SO au courant.