Lyrics: Laboratory Blues by ChristopherSea

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ChristopherSea--hope you don't mind me ctrl+v'ing this to its own thread--

Laboratory Blues 
By: ChrostopherSea

My deadlines are upon me,
but the data's nowhere 'round.
Microscope must be broken,
there's no virus to be found.

Let me tell you woman- 
I got la-bor-a-tory blues.


Forgot Avogadro's number,
unsure of Molarities;
my enzymes are denatured,
so reactions won't proceed.

Come help me lady-
I hate la-bor-a-tory blues.


Broke all my pyrex beakers.
I spilt acid on my pants.
My hair just caught on fire.
All results just happenstance.

Please comfort me lover-
soothe these la-bor-a-tory blues.


Got three female assistants
that won't work under me.
Some lab rats tried to bite me;
there's a rodent mutiny.

Listen to me baby-
can't do la-bor-a-tory blues.

No lie, pretty mama-
must lose la-bor-a-tory blues.