If Money Were a Man

[rowens]

If Money Were a Man



If money were a man I'd murder him in cold blood:
but I'd feel bad about it,
I'd go to church and confess it,
not being Catholic,
in front of the whole congregation;
and I wouldn't accept anyone's forgiveness.

I wouldn't go to prison.
I wouldn't let them take me alive;
I wouldn't kill for my right to be free,
but I wouldn't let them take me alive.

I wouldn't die for it either,
there would be nothing they could do to me,
I wouldn't harm a soul:

If you've ever seen Death Wish,
the way he felt about those men that raped and killed his wife and daughter:
That's the way I feel about money.

If only there was a man I hated as much.