Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[Magpie]

Pigeons, like angels, can fly
or walk around on the ground.
Asses that crap from the sky -
no wonder there's none left around.

i like to study angels,
the way they hold themselves
without them around
i might have wonky shelves
did i say angels?
what i meant was angles